the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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