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• (773): View more from Illinois

  hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  ... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.

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  I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.

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• (+41): View more from Switzerland

  my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr

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• (917): View more from New York City

  That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.

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• (562): View more from California

  Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE

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