just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
should my penis look like a turkey
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i black out too much to be "responsible"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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