waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?