I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.