Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.