So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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