i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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