so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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