Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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