So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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