Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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