have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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