dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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