he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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