i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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