Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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