You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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