just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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