My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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