dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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