dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
barbara walters just said penis...
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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