This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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