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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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