i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
