Pappa wants mamma naked
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.