I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.