Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY