he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Found your dick twin last night
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...