It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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