LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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