Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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