Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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