when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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