Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Randomize
