At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I feel like abortions should bother me more
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So much rum. So many feels.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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