I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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