He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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