all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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