Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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