well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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