If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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