Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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