Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background