I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Found your dick twin last night
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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