She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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