I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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