And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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