You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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