Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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