Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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