he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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