I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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