Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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