if i can run in heels then i can drive
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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