I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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