i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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