spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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