Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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