Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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