he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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